ElcomSoft Co. Ltd. introduces Password Recovery Tambourine, a supernatural amulet to recover lost passwords with a 100% guarantee. The new tambourine is produced with genuine deer skin and requires training supervised by a qualified Yakutsk shaman. By offering guaranteed, 100% password recovery rate, ElcomSoft leaves competition behind once and forever.
Why Password Recovery Tambourine
Passwords affect people’s lives. Lost and forgotten passwords can cost a life or a job. Strived to provide a solution to improve peoples’ lives, ElcomSoft makes software for helping its customers recover passwords they’ve lost or forgotten. The company’s password recovery tools are extremely effective, and literally save lives and jobs every other day. However, not all types of encryption are created equal. Some companies make exceptionally good effort protecting information, and use really secure algorithms from time to time. If a really secure password is used with those algorithms, the protected data is as good as gone.
Background
Universal cryptanalysis methods do exist. Government agencies, intelligence services and, in some countries, even police have successfully used methods such as rubber-hose cryptanalysis for years.
Rubber-hose cryptanalysis allows passwords and keys to be discovered in a surprisingly short time. The method is quite computationally inexpensive. However, commercial use of this method is limited due to legal restrictions in most countries. ElcomSoft started a quest to develop a universal cryptanalysis method that is at least as effective as rubber-hose, but comes with no penalty of being inhumane or restricted to exclusive use by government agencies.
Development History
Several unsuccessful attempts were made to design the ultimate password recovery tool. Using a crystal ball seemed like a great idea at first, but was quickly rejected. Rabbit’s foot seemed a better idea for some time, but subsequent tests demonstrated that the foot could only solve certain network problems with corporate LANs, and only when used by qualified system administrators. A voodoo doll was a total nightmare, doing anything but recovering passwords.
The first ray of hope shined after one of ElcomSoft’s employees was sent to Yakutia, a freezing province in Russia with real bears. He brought a shaman’s tambourine that was used regularly by the local tribe’s shaman to find missing things. ElcomSoft has conducted a full-scale scientific research of the new tool, spending endless hours chatting with Yakutia locals and shamans who use tambourines more often than we use our toothbrushes. Over than two hundred ritual dances have been performed, and today, ElcomSoft is proud to announce that the ultimate tool to recover lost passwords that cannot be recovered it in a traditional way has emerged.
About Elcomsoft Password Recovery Tambourine
Elcomsoft Password Recovery Tambourine is anything but easy to use. A special supervised training program must be completed, stunts and tricks have to be learned, and spells in Yakutian language must be mastered. The price is barely affordable. A variety of models is available.
Standard model works for most users without special needs. Simple, reliable, not too expensive. Corporate model is based on the standard tambourine, and it can work with hundreds and thousands documents at the time. Special team training is required. Pocket version is easy to take on a trip, but it has some restrictions supporting less exotic formats than its bigger siblings. A comprehensive, 200-page manual is shipped with every tambourine.
To order or get more information on Elcomsoft Password Recovery Tambourine visit http://tambourine.elcomsoft.com/
About ElcomSoft Co. Ltd.
Established in 1990, ElcomSoft Co. Ltd. develops state-of-the-art computer forensics tools, provides computer forensics training and computer evidence consulting services. Since 1997, ElcomSoft has been providing support to businesses, law enforcement, military, and intelligence agencies. ElcomSoft tools are used by most of the Fortune 500 corporations, multiple branches of the military all over the world, foreign governments, and all major accounting firms. ElcomSoft and its officers are members of the Russian Cryptology Association. ElcomSoft is a Microsoft Certified Partner and an Intel Software Partner.
